By Binky

That “Grumpy Cat” really annoys me.

Does anyone even know if she is truly grumpy? All we know for sure is that she looks grumpy. Her face naturally looks annoyed.

Poor kitty — she is probably an eternal optimist who loves everyone and her owner just cashed in on her looks and tells everyone she is a malcontent.

I am the original “Grumpy Cat.” I am honestly grumpy. I know how to really be cranky and not just look the part. A true grumpy cat lays quietly thumping his tail, waiting for someone to irritate him just so he can have the satisfaction of smacking them.

But when I’m grumpy, please don’t take it personally. It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just who I am (though it’s possible I also don’t like you).